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Alright this is Snow White. The whole reason this is her name is because her skin was as white as the fucking snow. She had hair as black as a raven. And lips as red as a rose. Snow White was originally a GERMAN fairytale. Ya know what color they are in Germany? White….

Now this bitch right here is Cinderella. This movie was made in 1950. Ya know what was going on in 1950? Segregation. So I doubt that in 1950 they would make some black fairytale princess considering Walt Disney was white and all the employees at Disney were white, and I’m sorry but in the 1950’s all the white people were racists. Yes, Walt Disney was fucking racist. But that’s because of when he grew up and how things were. He was actually a pretty loving and kind man and I’m sure that he would’ve had an open mind to ending segregation if he had grew up different. FYI Cinderella is French. French people be white. This chick right here. Her name is Aurora. Her movie was made in 1969. There were still racist little bastards then. But ya know what, she’s also freaking French. And in her original fairytale her hair was the color of sunshine gold, and lips that shamed the red red rose. Now meet Ariel. She is often times many people’s favorite cause she’s fun and quirky and her hair looks like a fucking fire truck. Her fairytale is Danish. Danish people are white. The Danish fairytale though? It’s actually based off of stories sailors told of seeing this girl with bright red hair and the tail of a fish. Idk, but have you ever seen a naturally red headed black woman. Cause I haven’t….

Now Belle here is the frenchiest of the French. Her story is actually based in France. Not just a nice fairytale that was made in France. Again, French people are white. But you see light hair on her. No. She is brunette! And she has brown eyes. Nuff said.

Now this…. this is Jasmine. She is not white, she does not have light hair, and she does not have light eyes. She is brown. And beautifully so. And she’s not so sweet and fragile either. She is independent and don’t need no man.She is Arabic and she looks like it. I don’t see any white washing here. See this is where white washing would ACTUALLY come into play. If they made Princess Jasmine, based off of Princess Badroulbadour from an Arabic folk tale, and made her white. A white girl in Agrabah. Nope.

My personal favorite. Pocahontas. Again. No white washing. She is nice and brown, and has nice Indian features. Thing about her? She was a real lady. In fact her sequel actually told her story better than the first one.

Meet mulan. She’s Chinese. She saved China. Nuff said.

This lovely lady is Tiana. She made a lot of ground as being the first black Disney Princess. She was from New Orleans. She’s american. This movie was based in the 1920’s and they did her right because she was a waitress, working 3 jobs just to make a few dollars a day. She lived in the slums/the ghetto with all the other colored folk. They kept it right to the time period they were representing but they also made her fa-boo!

Now this chicky is my girl punzy. She is the first Disney Princess since 1991 that was white. I think 20 years time is a good amount of time to bring in another white Princess. Disney had wanted to do Rapunzel for a long time. She’s one of the classic fairytale princesses. Everyone know who this chick was, but there was no Disney movie about her. The reason why they didn’t she make her movie in the 90’s was because she was white. She was just another, golden haired, fair skinned, damsel in distress. I am soooo happy they waited on this one too. Cause after being in the works for so long they took this story about a chick with long hair being rescued by a Prince, and they made her this barefoot, rebellious, bad-ass, sweetheart, that was magical and already a Princess. In fact her “prince” wasn’t a prince. He was a thief. And the coolest thing, so that she wasn’t just a typical blonde princess, they cut off her hair and it turned brown. So now she’s this edgy but sweet brunette, short-haired, girl. Also, the original fairytale is German, so Disney stayed true to it’s roots and kept her in a German setting.

SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!

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Nespresso Official Recipes Part II ~~~ (Part I here)

Soooo… a few weeks ago I told you guys about my new Nespresso Pixie. Well, I’ve decided to share with you some very UNIQUE and official recipes from Nespresso’s official catalogue. 

These recipes use the different Nespresso coffee flavored capsules, but if you don’t own a Nespresso machine you can still try to make these on your own with similar flavored coffees.  

I wanted to experiment with new flavors and new techniques so I decided to do a search for recipes that use the official coffee capsules and found that Nespresso.com had recipes! 

Some of these are kind of ‘unique’. For instance mixing coffee with orange juice (examples: Orange Freshpresso, Tropical Mango Coffee).

I’m curious if you’ve tried any of these before? I haven’t yet. I’ll be experimenting with these at home for next 2 weeks or so. It’s my new mini project! :3

A lot of the recipes are GREAT for fall, some of them have a tropical ‘Miami” kind of twist, some are traditional recipes, some are very ‘Christmasy’ and there are some iced/cold recipes too!

Please note: If you click on top of the picture it gives you the name of the drink (so you know what link to go to for the recipe)

If any of you guys who own a Nespresso Machine and want to join me experimenting for next two weeks let me know! We can share tips, and opinions on what we like/didn’t like! Just send me a private message!

Thanks for reading and enjoy the recipes!

Hazelnut Cappuccino A classic recipe revisited as a delicious Espresso. Wrapped in smooth milk foam, every Grand Cru takes on the subtle aromas of hazelnut.

Iced Coffee with Orange Juice Enjoy a vitamin-packed preview of the summer… Energy and a colorful spirit add to the freshness of this iced decaf.

Macchiato The right balance for this great classic! All the flavor of an exceptional Grand Cru, its aromas blending with the velvety creaminess of milk foam. Precision is the essential ingredient!

Caffe Latte A great classic! A blend of Espresso (either Vivalto Lungo or Fortissio Lungo Grand Cru) and milk, topped with wonderfully creamy milk foam.

Banana Split Cafe If greed is a sin, this spectacular and generous recipe will take you to heaven! The creaminess of banana and milk froth blend delicately with the grilled notes of the Grand Cru Espresso and crunchy biscuit to offer a diabolically exquisite experience!

Chiboust Coffee cream with Chopped Hazelnuts Velvety smoothness on the palate. A reinvented Chiboust cream tames the intense, grilled flavor of an Espresso Grand Cru, for a smooth taste.

After 8 Coffee A trip down memory lane, this drink is inspired by the taste of an After Eight mint enjoyed with an Espresso. This recipe blends the cereal notes of the Capriccio Grand Cru with the freshness of mint chocolate and the roundness of crumbled nougat.

Vanilla Frappe Coffee The vanilla seeds provide lively, indulgent notes among the ice cubes that chill the sweet biscuit flavors of the Volluto Grand Cru. Join the dance of flavors!

Coffee Custard with Caramel Milk Froth The ultimate indulgence! A creamy cloud of milk and vanilla custard with toffee flavors. Made with Grand Cru Volluto

Tropical Mango Coffee The intense character of the Grand Crus mingles with the profusion of tropical scents of mango and chocolate… A pure moment of exotic indulgence!