Whitby Bae

aries: wants to tenderly kiss Count Dracula

taurus: wants to spoon with Count Dracula

gemini: wants to Top Count Dracula

cancer: wants to Bottom Count Dracula

leo: wants to stargaze with Count Dracula

virgo: wants to hold hands in public with Count Dracula

libra: wants to lock eyes from across a crowded room and share a loving moment with Count Dracula

scorpio: wants to bang Count Dracula

aquarius: wants to share deep secrets at 3 am with Count Dracula

sagittarius: wants to receive a loving back rub from Count Dracula

capricorn: wants to play a romantically charged game of Truth or Dare with Count Dracula

I am absofruitly SEETHING I am FROTHING at the mouth as I write this (pretend Im aggressively scrawling this in cursive with a fancy ink pen) ..... The NORMIES on Inst of Gram do not seem to take KINDLY to my Vampire F̶e̶t̶i̶s̶h̶ Affinity.... This is why I have abandoned my homeland, just as Daddy Drac with his trusty dirt boxes, to make this VENT POST.... Also I might post art here sometime uwu