ʳᵉᵇˡᵒᵍ ᶜᵒʳⁿᵉʳ ᵕ̈

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

@draculaurawa

@tiergan-vashir

i wanna be rich but in a socialist utopia where everyone’s needs are met already so that i can drop bonkers amounts of money on vacations without being a greedy piece of shit 

i wanna have a $400 bottle of champagne but, like, only if everyone in yemen has access to clean drinking water and there are no more concentration camps, ya feel me?

the only person that understands me is richard siken

Direct byproduct of being neurodivergent and growing up isolated from your peergroup is having no idea when it's appropriate to define someone as your friend

Is this person I met yesterday my friend? What about this person I've been talking to every day for three months? What about this person I've known since middle school? Is friend a title I have to earn? What are the limits of friendship? Is it a static state, make-or-break, or is it some endless dance-dance-revolution style cavalcade of prompts and challenges and social cues I have to hit perfectly to keep it up? Does it bend? Does it break? I don't fucking know man I just work here.

‼️ 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🏳️‍🌈 LISTEN UP LESBIANS 🏳️‍🌈👭‼️Home Depot donated 7 million dollars to Trump meanwhile Lowe’s donated 25 million to minority-owned businesses during COVID-19. We’re taking the “Home Depot Lesbian” stereotype and throwing it OUT the mf window. We are Lowe’s Lesbians now.

Lowesbians, even.

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

9k 9k just hit 9k lets fucking gooooooooooooo

Heterosexuality is illegal now. If you previously identified as heterosexual please line up single file so you may be granted your antifa approved gender.

hey people with adhd, do you ever just need to walk? like, you get the certain urge to pace or move or just like, no longer sit down? 

3,4 & 5

writer of the original post was a freak. mine now. what color do u use to sketch before u outline