dragon maid !

                  ❝ Huh.Kinky.            Well, I guess hygiene can be a little important, but there’s nothing wrong with having a couple days or weeks in between showers!            It saves on money too!              If I took a shower every day of my life, my water bill could feed a family of four for a thousand years ! ❞                 Of course, there was noactual way for him to calculate that, but it sounded pretty accurate to him. He was over three thousand years old, after all. And if there was 365 days in a year, wouldn’t that be at least one million showers? Imagine the water he’d need for that.

                         Though he was being pretty serious,                          any normal human probably would’ve considered it an exaggeration.

            ❛❛   Miss Kobayashi wouldn’t allow me to be kinky so our relationship wasn’t like that. We had more than just a physical relationship           Something much deeper than that   &   it was much more fulfilling   !   ❜❜ Although that supposed affair was mostly a reverie often entertained by Tohru’s wild imagination   &   infatuation, with her master doing nothing to quell these rampant fantasies. Ah, but she wasn’t straying from the very important topic at hand           Shaking her head absolve herself of far off memories   &   ideations. 

bewilderment  pours  onto  her  tone  ,  frequently  so  exuberant  that  none  of  the  villagers  could  slip  into  the  misconception  of  the  person  being  anyone  else  than  the  chief  ‘  s  daughter  .   ❝  –  —  AH  !!  ❞  ,  vehement  surge  of  questions  upon  the  newly  acquainted  novelty  rolls  off  her  tongue  in  the  alacritous  pace.   ❝  are  you  a  goddess  ??  demi - goddess  ??  no  human  could  possibly  look  like  YOU  !!  ❞

“Woah- You’re a real dragon?!” he never saw a dragon before. Some humans had many interesting tales about them, but a real dragon? That was something else. 

Admitely, she didn’t exactly look like what Helbram expected, he imagined them to be more… big. And with more scales.

“Oh- I’m Helbram! Nice to meet you!“

            ❛❛   Yes   !   I’m a real dragon. Surprising, I know   !   You hardly see any of us anymore           Which is sad. I think the humans often push us to visit other planes of existence...   ❜❜   But her expression doesn’t reflect the spoken words, still a smile plastered upon her face as she observes the smaller being with acute interest. 

❝ It’s why our styles differ wherever you go. ❞ Is this woman really that DENSE? America is different from Japan. Italy is different from Belarus. She is beginning to get agitated that she has to explain this to her. Yukako is stating the most obvious things, and yet it seems to enter one ear and exit out of the other. IT’S LIKE SHE’S TALKING TO A BRICK WALL.

She’s talking like she actually lived during the time of post human evolution. She must be so used to playing online all day as some powerful dragon — that’s what she seems to be describing herself as, with scales, breathing fire, a den, etc. — that she is unable to tell the difference between fantasy and reality. ❝ Can you act like you’re talking to a real person instead of people online? ❞

            ❛   No, no           You’re mistaken. I’m very much a dragon. I don’t play games like Fafnir does or that awful Takiya-san   !   ❜   A laugh bubbles up from within, directed towards the girl’s skepticism   &   perceived comprehension of Tohru’s essence. Nevertheless, she understands           Most humans don’t realize how many dragons are actually living among them. Kobayashi-san lived in denial, believing their drunken encounter to be a dream of sorts before Tohru managed to convinced her otherwise.

                    ❝  mana, huh ? ❞      it was evident, of course, that the stranger was not of human origin. even without her words implyingthe thought, he could sense her own cryptic energy vibrating with within her form. while exactly what she was, was not entirely clear to him, he felt it was information he did not feel he needed to know. at least,not in the moment. 

                                     ❝  it’s not that important. i’m sure most humans can survive without showering for a couple weeks, maybe even a couple of monthsif they wanted to !  and it’s only been a few days for me.   so i guess what you’re smelling here is pure man scent.                                                                                                             or something.  ❞

            ❛   Pure man... Scent...   ?   ❜   A few moments of silence besiege them, mostly due to Tohru’s inability to solicit a proper or intelligible response. Why was he avoiding the topic   ?   Were his abilities something he wished to avoid discussing   ?   Humans were so contingent with their expressions... Tohru smooths out a few wrinkles in her dress, gathering her thoughts in decision to concede in discontinuing that particular topic. It’s obvious he’d rather not deliberate on the subject further, though she can’t imagine why.