Lihua: So what have you been up to recently?

Loulan: Leading a revolution with Gyokuyou.

Lihua: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

Loulan: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Lihua: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Lishu?

Loulan: Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Maomao?

Lihua: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break them out later. Ah Duo?

Loulan: Cult leader.

Ah Duo: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Lishu: I did?

Ah Duo: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Lishu.

Ah Duo: *walks away*

Lishu:

Lishu: They're gone Gyokuyou.

Gyokuyou: Who are you? Maomao changed the names in my phone.

Ah Duo: What did they change my name to?

Gyokuyou: Chosen One.

Ah Duo: Don’t change it back.

Gyokuyou: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Maomao: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.

Loulan: And I reserve that right! After all....

Loulan: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!

Maomao: There were no movies made in 1879.

Loulan: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!

Gyokuyou: Oooh! Let’s go ask Ah Duo if they saw it in theatres!

*After they find Ah Duo and Gyokuyou asks her question*

Ah Duo: The reason I wake up every morning.

Lihua: ...That’s adorable.

Emperor: Put it down, Ah Duo.

Ah Duo: Make me! *sprints away*

Ah Duo: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.

Maomao: Scandalous.

Loulan, excitedly: Did she get me the stuff?

Maomao: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Loulan: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Maomao: You wanted fake blood?

Loulan:

Ah Duo: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.