Searching for Myself

me talking to myself: good point

i literally thought this was a photo from like… a lesbian archive before i read the caption

same

this literally the worst post ive ever seen in my life. fuck you for posting tjis

op im going to tear you to shreds

why is the long john silvers parking lot always empty but when you go in theres 30 old people. how

those arent people

look the ideal future is me having a strong girlfriend/wife who can effortlessly swing a sword but i know that future means me staring at her anxiously as she does sick sword stuff and going “babe, is that safe? babe are you sure you should do that? babe please be careful. babe. babe maybe we can just stare admiringly at that sword instead” 

When the princess gets kidnapped and the king sends for help, another princess arrives to save the day.

get that good lesbian content

imagine a prince from a faraway land being sent to save the princess, believing this quest will bring him to his true love or something. right as he tries to catch the princess or something, the other princess swoops in and saves the falling princess. the two princesses turn out to be lovers, much to the prince’s dismay.

Perfection

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

i want to live in a lighthouse and write books for a living and dress only in mossy colored sweaters and grow mushrooms and thyme and tomatoes and lavender in a little garden surrounded by a little yellow fence

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you