Robot Fucking, PhD

prosecutor: phoenix wright we hate your pussy

the crowd: boo we hate your pussy boo

the judge: *bangs gavel* mr wright im afraid that this court hates your pussy

phoenix: 

Roster: where is x character in this AU? Who are they, what are they doing?

Incredible, out of ALL 20-SOMETHING NAMES here, literally the only one I didn’t already have a plan for was Scylla. Since I’ve already got asks for some of these names, and some of them I’ll be posting anyway, I’ll leave them alone for now, but I found a spot to stick Scylla and threw in some other teachers for fun!

Scylla is, honestly, a bit of a nuisance. Sure, she’s good at her job under resource management and allocation of funds, and her extracurricular class isn’t difficult for students to pass, but she doesn’t exactly, er, behave in a manner befitting the faculty of such a prestigious school. Namely, she’s a notorious flirt and a gold-digger, and her usual victims are the most attractive members of Academy staff. Shockwave, Thunderclash, Override, Jazz, Lyzack, and that one therapist are her usual victims, but she’s been known to pursue school board members and benefactors too. Her alt mode is an amphibious crawling vehicle classified as an exploratory or deconstructive function, but as far as anyone knows she’s never worked those kinds of jobs, and how she lost her left optic is a mystery.

Star Upper has been on Cybertron a few times. His career as a boxing champion took him from fame on his home planet Carcer to touring the colonies and winning tournaments against all sorts of fighters. Now, he’s one of the overseers of the handful of Carcerian transfer students, as well as being an assistant coach, occasional extracurricular teacher, and frequent eye candy. Coming from a culture as rough-and-tumble and function-free as Carcer, he never grew up with the sort of stigma against his frametype that runs rampant on Cybertron. Toolformers like him don’t usually come in size 5, but he punches just as hard as his jackhammer alt mode. With a long career like his, he’s come into contact with enough cultures and stigma to be desensitized to it, which means he’s very good at helping the Carcerian students through the culture shock of Cybertron and heavy functionism.

Working on SNAP’s style guide, I realized I need a character to model with, and I also have already drawn my own characters in SNAP’s style oops… then I thought I could use somebody else’s character! I’m opening it up to anyone who follows this blog, because I wanna interact more with you guys.

So, reblog this post for me to use your Transformers OC or ‘sona in my guide to SNAP’s style!

Rules:

Ends in 24 hours from the time I post this. You must be following this blog by the time 24 hours passes.

You should already have art of your character for me to base it off of, I’m not going to design a character from scratch for you.

Reblog this post to be entered! Reblogging multiple times is appreciated, but it won’t help your odds.

Winner will be chosen randomly by lottery, and I’ll DM the winner for references.

I’ll be drawing your character step by step to demonstrate how I design characters for my original continuity style, I’m not going to be doing a comic or standalone art piece for you. But, if you’d like, your character can become a background character in SNAP canon somewhere!

Did this quickly, so lemme know if I missed a flag and I’ll add it! Individiual images under the cut! Please credit if you use :D

no one likes him cuz he too damnb THICC and that’s on that 😩👅💦