put some pep in your step kid, you'll be fine

Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

Tell your children about your medical history.

If you were ever taught not to bother anyone unless it's really, really important, you might now struggle with the idea that no really, your friends would love to hear from you just because and not only when one of you is in crisis

Lesbians, during this cultural backslide into conservatism and fascism, PLEASE BE MORE LESBIAN!! Have plenty of good lesbian sex, butches and studs be more masculine, fuck the “girly pop” masc shit (if it’s not your thing of course) trans mascs take the plunge and start T. Femmes flirt with and date more butches, have your name engraved on their carabiner.

trans women be more of a dyke, you don’t have to call yourself a fag! lesbians of all kinds, make friends with more lesbians! do not be afraid of expressing your interest and attraction! dress more strangely! be more offputting to the people who would try to shrink you! allow yourself you anger and rage! encourage the people around you (especially young girls) to be spunky and tough and boy-hating! do the things with your body that you want to do, whether it’s shaving your head or to stop cutting your hair altogether and grow it long, if it’s to shave your arms to make your tattoos look pretty or to stop shaving your legs, if it’s to not wear makeup anymore or to get wilder with your bold makeup, if it’s to work out more or take it easy and rest more, have more partners or just enjoy your own body. be more lesbian NOW

we need more mean butches in media that never reconnect with their feminity and never feel longing for the nuclear life they gave up on. and I mean nowwwwww

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you