Medieval Shit Posting

game where you play as a medieval knight but it's peacetime so it's mostly about estate administration and property law

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

it is like talking to a fucking g3n13 with you people

so many people in the notes don’t understand. this is an article about a specific grouse named mister grouse who really is the friendliest bird in the forest. i’m sorry your sister got attacked by some other bird. your bloodline’s heavy karmic debt was probably to blame.

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*