Doctor Paul Bowman

So proud of my darling baby girl👩‍🍼 👧 for going out into the world 🌎 and becoming supreme empress of the galaxy 🌌 (or whatever it was). She finally left home 🏡, well actually she did 5 years ago after kil..

Closing your eyes is weird come to think of it. One minute you’re somewhere then when you open your eyes you’re some place completely different.

My imaginary friend left me for someone else.

-Doctor what is that

Sorry Fitz I genuinely have no idea where we’ve landed

Actually I’ve just had an interesting chat with the umbrella (the handle is a duck, and quite angry about that). It kept closing when I was using it and it made me think… what if the sky was a big defective umbrella? But the duck asked what about the wales ? I shivered for an instant and amidst some angry yelling about being held upside down I asked myself: well what about them ? Anyways I pondered the sky being an umbrella but then I remembered the stars: well they must be holes in the umbrella ! But the odd thing is: there would be this one big hole constantly changing shape, some times a crescent, sometimes a half circle… Well then it must be the eye of the great cosmic wale! The umbrella said. However this caused me issue because it clashed with my theory concerning the great primordial ram, and after some consideration I concluded he must’ve been holding the cosmic umbrella! But the duck laughed at me and asked once again what about the whale ?? And we agreed not to talk about it anymore

You see, I told Sam earlier about a new theory I’ve hatched on the birth of the universe-