A Post Gossip Girl World

Under the cut you will receive your partners for our Baby Boot Camp event. You are given a brief introduction to who your baby is, their name, age, gender, and temperament. We will be messaging you individually with some things that your babies like and dislike as we progress through this event, but it is up to you as parents to discover most of these things on your own! We hope you all will have fun, and take good care of your children. Remember, at any time if you wish to opt out, see the Headmistress.

Brentley, Briar, Bryony xoxo

“She went after Gabriel so all that is left is Annalise, but I think she should go rogue and go after Darcy. I feel like he’s an easier target than Annalise.”

“Does anyone die in this place?”

“I’m so excited that Dorian is back! And I’m Nora’s number one fan- she actually is a real villain. Let’s see more of that!”

“Honey, I do the crack ships. Believe me when I say that Brentley and Bryony are no help at all. We all have our strengths and weaknesses, let’s just say this is my strength. You should ask Brentley what his is.” 

“Either that or Frederick/Saga will freeze the palace once they get a hold of Matthias. The palace is about to be a straight up mess.”

“It got lost. You want a new one? Do you like it better when EVERYONE is paired with new people? This matters.” 

“She’s pretty. Her mental issues notwithstanding, she’s a cute girl. Her face is aesthetically pleasing.” 

“Noah better get ready to put up with a whole bunch of sass. They have the potential to be cute if Nerissa could calm down her attitude.”

“Ariston will probably stay a villain, at least for a while. He’ll probably go after Daphne and her kid. Thea will continue to protect them, which I’m actually loving that side of her. Dianthe is all over the place, but I think she’ll definitely help Ariston in whatever his plans are. I don’t know if they’ll succeed, but I’m sure they’ll make some headway.”

“That’s a loaded question. I don’t think she’s just messing with them, in the end. But I think her vision of family is construed, probably because of Hades. I would say that it’s not her fault at all, but I could see her continuing to hit on them absolutely.”

“Oh, she’s batshit crazy. She has to be but I absolutely adore her! How can you not? It’s not her fault she’s insane.” 

“I disagree until she actually does something. Some of our villains are so boring. Stop trying to be good! You’re a villain, go mess some shit up already.” 

“Yea, it’s weird. She’s weird. Cute, but weird.”

“Where the hell is DJ “Jax” Calhoun? Under a rock?” 

“I have now. Who kidnapped her? This has been sitting here for 10 days, how has nobody told a single guard yet?”