My Life Is Hermitcraft

“What in the name of Xelqua is this?!”

Grian turned. “What?”

Tango continued to rant, seemingly not hearing Grian. “Seriously, I turn around for one minute– one minute!– and I’ve got, like, fifty gazillion villagers all up in my bits! I’m trying to work here!”

“Tango,” Grian repeated himself, this time louder. He stepped off of his floating Victorian greenhouse/barge.

“Huh? Oh, hey Grian! Didn’t see you there, what’s up?” Tango straightened up from his position hunched over the random bits and bobs of redstone nonsense he had dumped in the middle of the shopping district.

“You swore by the name of Xelqua,” Grian said.

Tango shrugged. “Yeah, I guess I did. Xisuma’s teaching Impulse some Galactic Standard so he can cheat at enchanting or something. Apparently Xelqua’s, like, some sort of god in Xisuma’s culture? It was kind of unclear, I wasn’t paying attention when Impulse told me.”

“Huh,” Grian said vacantly. “How about that.”

He paused. “By the way, what the heck is that machine and why are you working on it in the Cowmercial District?”

Tango grinned. “It’s all part of my latest dastardly plan!” He then proceeded to cackle for a solid fifteen seconds before running out of air.

“…Right,” Grian said, “Good luck with that.”

“Thanks!” Tango said perkily, returning to his work. Grian returned to his barge, already scheming.

“Xelqua, huh?” he murmured to himself. This ought to be interesting.

You are amazing.

You have worth.

You are feared.

Your "evil" experiments are terrifying.

The non-evil science community is a sham.

Your blood-soaked lab coat looks amazing.

Is your protagonist manipulative? Well that’s awful… until they manipulate the antagonist into making a decision that saves the lives of their friends. 

Is your protagonist a skeptic? Well that’s not good… until someone tries to lie to them. 

Is your protagonist overprotective? That sucks… until someone they love is in danger. 

Your protagonist is honest? That’s good… until their survival depends on them being able to lie convincingly.

Your protagonist is brave? That’s good… until they foolishly run headlong into danger without a thought for the consequences.

Your protagonist is forgiving and able to see good in everyone? That’s good… until they continually forgive someone who doesn’t deserve it, and get taken advantage of because they can’t fathom that some people just suck.

Your protagonist is funny? That’s good… until they piss off everyone around them because they don’t seem to be taking the situation seriously, and they keep avoiding dealing with their problems by hiding behind humor.

ok I was scrolling through Name mc for hermits skins and I ran into this

He has a bunch of old skins that he reuses but I haven’t seen this one. COULD SAM HAVE TRIED TO KILL HIM OFF???

if u don’t believe this is a ghost, lets look at Gareth (plz ignore the ads btw)

This is a stupid idea…