Who Cares What Evil Lurks in the Hearts of Men?

  “I thought there had been… I should have known by now. You never fail to disappoint.”

   “That’s me, love. The Disappointment of District Nine. Lazy. Drunk. Only cares about his own well being. Funny, I would have thought you’d know that by now.

​❝ I need a nap and some dick.  ❞  ​❝ Emotions are for ugly people.❞ ​❝ I won’t admit it, but I’ll silently agree. ❞ ​❝ BFFL? Burger french fry lemonade? ❞ ​❝ Your head looks like a croissant, I wanna smash it! ❞ ​❝ Your tone seems very pointed right now. ❞ ​❝ Pomegranate? Girl, it’s fuckin’ pink. ❞ ​❝ That’s some shady shade! ❞ ​❝ Rock, paper, fucked up! ❞ ​❝ You little weird elven Kate Blanchett bitch. ❞ ❝ Girl, ‘forlorn’? That’s barely a word anymore. ❞ ❝ Bitch better not say 'whence’. ❞ ❝ I can clock a weave from across a county, bitch! ❞ ​❝ I’m just trying to get a window seat on the way to Hell. ❞ ​❝ Your hair is really damaged, I’m talking fucked at the ends. Not split-ends but like divorced-ends. ❞ ❝ I wish your dog would bite your mouth off. ❞ ❝ 'She’s got a lot of personality, guys love that.’ Yeah from behind. ❞ ❝ Hold on, let me look in my bag and see if I can find a fuck to give.❞ ​​❝ There are so many unanswered questions.This is like Prometheus. ❞ ​​❝ See ya at the flu shot line, bitch! ❞ ​​❝ I’m trying to bring attention to one of my favorite causes which is me. ❞ ​​❝ Eat a whole bowl of fucks. ❞ ​​❝ I have a very handsome face, and there’s nothing wrong with that.❞ ❝ You would be really cute if you didn’t talk or have a face. ❞ ​​❝ You put this on the internet? ❞ ​​❝ Sweet potato my ass! ❞ ​​❝ Never wear something you can’t run from someone in. ❞ ​​❝ -coughs- Oh fuck, this is how Les Mis started.  ​​❞ ​​❝ If you’re not pretty, flaunting your wealth is all you have.  ❞ ​​❝ You need to learn about six colors. Red, blue… and four more. ❞ ​​❝ And you’ll paint with all the colors of the hood! ❞ ​​❝ Look at those gums! It’s like a whole pack of juicy fruits! ❞ ​​❝ Redheads will die out by 2050, they’re a recessive gene. So get 'em while you can, and keep them under glass. ❞

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