Dox!

Today’s kids will never understand the righteous anger we felt when they declared Pluto was not a planet.

If this many people take to the streets to tell you that you’re a dick, chances are that you’re kind of a dick.

With as much as I use my phone I dont believe it’s ever made an appearence in one of my dreams

that comment has had me thinking for days… like im reblogging this shit a week later from my likes cus its the PERFECT analogy 

Give her an inch, she’ll take a foot. Give her a foot, she’ll take a yard. Give her a yard and she’ll make milkshakes for all the boys.

I love being alone, but I hate feeling alone

Cuuute

The fact that Google autocompletes all of my questions is an affirmation of how unoriginal all my problems are.

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”, but my first instinct when I see a human is to avoid eye contact and any interaction.