me: yeah so 67 kid is like, a meme cus theres this video of this kid, and- and like it references, like there's a rap song called 67, and, and-
my milf friend: my goodness you are quite knowledgeable about these youth culture things, aren't you? is this anything like 21?
me: [sitting on her lap] no 21 is - omg urghh 21 is the vine meme, with the kid whos like, like you stupid, and then the other kid goes noinot, and
my milf friend: i was on vine, sweetie. i remember
me: oh yeah. well anyways. 6 7 is like popular on tiktok, and tiktok is kinda like if vine was like brainrot, umm, and brainrot is like, do you- do you know what slop is, basically, cus otherwise it wont make sense-
my milf friend: [hugging me really tight and patting my head softly] thats alright hun, you don't have to explain it to me
me: ghgbffhfhfbdhfhf bbut but, i was ggonna,, aand italian brainrot and um,, llabubu
my milf friend: [touching me inappropriately] thats alright, why dont you try explaining how this makes you feel
me: [blushing wildly] wwell,, ggh,, its no labubu,,,
my milf friend: [doing it harder] is it at least.. dubai chocolate?
me: [whimpering] hhow. how do you know that,,, you only kknow um llolcats and um bbad luck brian ans uhm doge,,
my milf friend: [patting my head] that's not true... [putting her hand on my chest] i know plenty of things, maddie. plenty. [starting to unbuckle my shorts] how about you tell me more about slop, okay?
me: gfbfhhfhdd.. bfhdhf.. yyes mommy........
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