because aliens ate my buick

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

I don't think I've seen anyone post about it yet but last night Gerard said something about Rich Costey, their mixing engineer, and specifically said "he was doing some mixing for us last week"... Which is absolutely not for danger days because that would've gone to press months ago...

sylvianne yuri stocks are so up. hell throw a Her in there too it’s the weekend.

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

Laughing my ass off at Gerard being curious about the process/background for Deathwish though

To be completely candid I think the connection of danger days to the lltbp universe is some stupid bullshit and I’m also having so much fun with it

Must things “be smart decisions” or “make sense” or “uphold the spirit of the original” or “be good”. Let’s all have fun with the fetish opera

a couple other funny things and then i will shut up for now 1. gerard saying our (my?) work pulls from a bunch of artists from the 80s that nobody references anymore and then rattling off like five names i have never heard of before in my life 2. mikey saying riot fest was the best costume (came up bc i had to describe the alpharetta fit to gerard for them to remember. they have seen some of the comics though) 3. gerard right away asking us what the process is for deathwish and us not being able to get a word in to answer which kills me because in 2018 at nccc we learned thru a game of telephone after giving them the first issue that they were curious about “the background” so ig they have been wondering this stuff for 8 years and still don’t know

i really do think a return to secretary G is imminent. like. everyone's roles are changing. the secretary became the clown. the clerk put on the jacket???? it feels like the next logical progression. < guy who has no perverted stake in this assertion whatsoever.