because aliens ate my buick

she asked lindsey what she thought about bringing the sex hospital back and lindsey pulled her by her little cottonball bunny butt tail and said “ask again but this time call me doctor” and gerard squealed

Every fucking day I thank god for Gerard being a freaky little fetishist with an exhibitionist streak a mile wide

i think once the tbp draag arc is done they should just hire charlotte kelso to bully gerard on stage every night as sylvia anyways. mcr + sylvia. swarm style shows and also sylvia is there

they should bring charlotte kelso to bully gerard, gemma scoble to beat the shit out of them, lucy joy altus to be kind but ultimately aloof to them, and charlie saxton to hop around and eventually explode it seems like he likes doing that

every day i get my hopes up for sex hospital’s return. and then it doesn’t happen and guess what i do the next time

tbh it is way funnier if sylvia is marianne’s sister and the old guy is also her dad who she’s constantly beating the shit out of

ya allah please bring nurse marianne into the fold tomorrow

nurse marianne in some folds 😍

MOAT PPAR #17: The payphone in the day room is out of order for the 5th year

(said while dragging my limp body through the desert) does....anyone...........remember.......the......mock-ups.........................

if they really wanted to celebrate danger days summer they'd release the footage of party poison in a bikini top and her cutoff daisy duke jean shorts washing the trans-am. but i guess they don't love us as much as they say they do!