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camellias be like what if roses but tense

girlie you can't give up you don't have the mansion with a secret library yet

milf (man i’d like to find a therapist for)

What this headline leaves out is that they kidnapped him by doing the standard mob thing of driving a car up, pointing a gun at him, and saying “get in”. Fats thought he was gonna be killed until Al told him he was a huge fan

Aww!! It’s my little babygirl! My beloved!! *I point to the most insufferable man you’ve ever seen*

won’t lie to u bestie, i have been imagining pleasures of the flesh from time to time

when cats hold each other >>>>>>>

what ever happened to happy trails? men don’t show off their happy trails anymore, that was like the male version of a whale tale in the early 2000s and we need to bring that back. show me that crotch course boys. let’s see that slut stream. show off your hairy bush.

reading an ao3 description and continuing to scroll as if you didn’t just suffer intense psychological damage 

tshirt that says "i am normal about the media i enjoy" on the front and "(lying)" on the back

i miss him (fictional character that i can rewatch or reread at any time i want)

"he's so babygirl coded" (he has killed so many people. and he will kill more)