Bands and YouTube are the reasons I exist

@iguanamouth

Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

when you sleep in a tank top and you wake up with ya titty out

ghosts take your titty out tbh

theys a freak

need me one like that

white person: what if a white person was trapped on a mysterious island with an erupting volcano and there was a helicopter to get us to safety but it was activated by voice-only commands and there were no black people around and the password was the n word, would it be ok for a white person to say the n word then

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

IT GOT BETTER

Happy Easter!

College kids be like

try to explain the difference between left and right

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

*buys 20 notebooks because they’re pretty and never uses them*

*bangs fists on table* LET HIM SNIP!! LET!! HIM!! SNIP!!!

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