in dog years i am dead

Dicks out for the sweet release of death

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

Same

like if you would jump in, ignore to hurt their feelings

i am a proud lurker. i will lurk until my feelings get hurt, and once that happens i stop

Thank you

what did you tell him!!!!!!!!

no offence but like smother me in affection ok

hands up if you’re sad, stressed, tired and really craving romantic affection

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

i’m the person who’s 100% down for spontaneous adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day. i’m on both ends of the spectrum

NOT MYSPACE

All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex

he is not old enough