Drunken Catastrophes

Is this a dead rpc or has my long LONG hiatus just made me miss out on the fresh talent?

Suika got mooskleys for days. You wouldn’t think it because she has intense gremlin energy, but she’s pretty buff. Intense muscle tone. 

What happens in the underground, right?

Considering Yuugi has a big fuckoff horn in the middle of her forehead, I’d say Suika’d get lobotomized. Headbutts are off limits. Forbidden.

“That so? And here I figured the great European Flying Leech was just pickin’ up a bunch of gals that looked the same. So you ARE one of the ones I whacked around a bit way back then! I see you haven’t changed a bit! Come on, have a drink. You’re so stuffy!”

Suika is rude in IAMP. Brutal honesty is how an Oni be!

“Wait, you really don’t know? You dense, or just way too caught up in tendin’ to that Vampire? The name’s Suika Ibuki. I’m pretty sure we’ve met, but maybe all you maid types just look th’same and I have you mistaken for someone else. I’m wayyyyyyyyyyy older then twelve. I’m Pre-Gensokyo!”

“Bottoms up!” No time for questions, there’s drinkin’ to do! The second his mouth even slightly opens, the dish is pressed to his lips and lifted just enough to allow the lovely nectar of the gods to flow down his gullet! Hey, at least it’s not the Oni brand! He’ll live! ... Probably.

Gonna party like an Oni tonight!

“Leave it to me. I’m pretty damn good at makin’ noise.”

“Relax, relax. I know you non-oni types are pretty weak, so I’ll water it down a bit. You’ll be fine. It’ll toughen you up!” Or just knock him on his ass. But hey, what’s a good party without a few unconscious people, right? Right. A proper party demands mayhem!!!