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Cucciolini-ini

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

Omg so the ting I typed up might actually happen this is gold

I am suddenly astonished that Stabby isn’t Farscape canon. 1812 was weird enough.

Stabby’s little charging dock would start accruing cuddly toys and commemorative holo-vids of Stabby’s greatest stabs. Its insignia would start off at a fairly low rank, but soon, without anyone every discussing it, everyone would know that Stabby got to take the rank of the highest ranking crew member it stabbed. The ceremony for Flag Admiral Stabby was beautiful. The captain gave a speech. 

why am i proud of stabby this is irrational

that man looks…so broken.

I think about this quote all the time and I feel like it explains a lot of things about human behavior

the treat yo self scene in parks n rec is the worst thing that ever happened to my self control

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

the four elements: weed, feminism, memes, and gay love

nipper zipper

lil peek

peek a boob

Zipple