It's Almost Halloween!

Let's go play horror movie outside where we run around in the dark and scream each other's names and go oh my god what the fuck is that !!!

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

For pride month, I should be bitten by a hot lesbian vampire. Thank you.

the horseman wouldn’t be headless if he met me. If you get what i’m saying

its that time of year again

Oh.. well met, traveler. (You notice me skinning and field dressing a grinch carcass strung up by the rafters of the cabin) Oh this? Yeah bagged it just this morning. Male, not too old. Meat's gonna be good. (I stare, somewhat detached, at the grinch corpse hanging in front of me for a moment before plunging my knife through its heart) Fucking sickos. You know they hate Christmas? That time of the year where good kids get presents and, heh, well.. when adults get egg nog. (Quiet slicing and carving sounds, bloodlust professionally but barely contained) Wind's howling,

No, frankincense was the name of the wise man, not the gift he brought. You’re thinking of frankincense’s monster.