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“KUMBAYAAA MY LORD”

not a potato

MORE SWAN PRINCESS AU. Poor Bernie gets dragged into this. Hubert is mean but Ferdinand can fight him so it’s ok.

my brain: why is dorian gray never portrayed as blonde. he's meant be blonde, he literally has "gold" hair in the books. he's meant to look stereotypically "good" and especially in old literature that means he's a little angelic man with b l o n d e hair. the whole point of it is to make his actions defy his looks. why do they keep making him look like bloody brooding mcbrooding face over here with his dark hair? y'know what it's not even jUsT about the hair anymore. it's the general vibe they give him so many times in film and shiz. but like seriously if you wanna mess with hair colour screw with basil's or henry's or something. like give henry freaking green hair for all i care. actually hell yeah just have a f*cking victorian man with green hair and just nobody questions it. anyway in this essay i will-

“What has the actual lapse of time got to do with it? It is only shallow people who require years to get rid of an emotion. A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he can invent a pleasure. I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.”

“True evil is, above all things, seductive. When the devil knocks at your door, he doesn’t have cloven hooves. He is beautiful, and offers you your heart’s desire in whispered air. Like a siren, beckoning you to ruinous shore.”

Esmeralda: In my eyes you are beautiful too…

Phoebus: Kiss 1 girl 100 times

i love the fact hes got vaguely flirtatious lines in literally all of his supports we stan

They’re smol