★ Dorian ★

SOMERSEEETTTT

OHHHUUUOOHHHHUOOHHHHHHHHHH

you make your way to this institute. BY CHOICE. you walk into MY office. you laugh about MY tape recorder. you make it very clear that you think we're a bunch of incompetent morons and are incredibly petty about the institute's reputation — which, YES, is BAD for GOOD REASON but your BITCHASS is still here SITTING IN MY OFFICE and MAKING IT MY PROBLEM.

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

“I don’t know Rocky, what else was I supposed to say?”

AND LIKE MY BRAIN HAS CREATED A WHOLE BLOODYMARY AU ABOUT IT SO IM GONNA RAMBLE ABOUT IT

• Grace does drag on the side for local clubs in San Francisco and his drag name is Halle Mary (like Halle Barry, but Hail Mary… get it?)

• Simons dragged to a show in celebration of his new job by Ava and a couple of his other friends

• Grace and Simon have a moment while Grace is performing and low-key fall head over heels for each other

• Grace goes into work that Monday to find out that Simon (the hot guy from his gig) IS THE NEW TEACHER THATS NEXT DOOR‼️‼️ - idk what type of teacher he’d be but that’s a problem for later me

• Simon has no clue that Grace is the queen from the club and Grace just has to be like “hello good friend that I do not recognize! I definitely didn’t take money from you with my teeth while I was on my knees dancing in front of you!!” and hijinx ensue!!

I feel like it’s an established fact that Adrian is the cool tall one who’s way out of our silly dork Rocky’s league

Bonus (the true reason for the crutch):