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ok now repost if you have a celebrity crush on will roland
because i love him so much and he deserves the world holy fuck

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HOLY SHIT HOLD ME BACK LOOK AT H I M
I AM SO IN LOVE????? #YOUWILLROLANDBEFOUND
((BIG VOLUME WARNING)) this actually goes so well its kinda scary
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hey! just wanted to remind everyone that evan and jared are in love with each other! isn’t that great? they love each other so much! boys in love! they’d go to the ends of the earth just to see the other smile! evan is jared’s whole entire universe! jared is evan’s whole entire universe! these boys! they live to make the other happy! seeing the other smile fills their entire being with joy! soft boys! loving boys! boys that help each other heal and grow and work through their problems! they love each other! goodnight!
Head cannon
After Evan tells Jared that he broke his arm by falling out of a tree, Jared decides to start calling him “his little acorn” and laughs about it for weeks, until one day Evan manages to tell Jared that he purposely fell out of the tree. It takes awhile for Jared to comprehend what he means, but once he figures it out he wraps the taller boy into a hug and starts crying. Evan stands there with a shocked look on his face as the smaller boy cries into his chest, whispering stuff like “why didn’t you tell me?” And “I’m so sorry” and it brings a tear to his own eye because Jared actually cares. He never thought Jared actually cared about him, but he did, and Evan couldn’t be happier.
I cant take homophobic/lesbophobic people seriously anymore
one time i said “I’m a lesbian” and some dumbass replied “well if u were a boy u would be straight uwu” but heres the thing idiot, im not a boy. I’m a gay female woman jdflgjkLQKJGSDLFKGJDFL
Saintly
Pairing: Jared x (Murphy) reader
Request: Murphy!Reader (Zoe’s Twin) has Jared over for the weekend bc parents are away, Conner is at Evan’s, & Zoe is at Alana’s. They spend the weekend getting freaky. Next Monday, Conner and Zoe see she’s wearing one of Jared’s shirts and flannels, has hickies, & looks very pleased with herself. She shuts down their scolding by saying “Neither of you can judge me Bc after seeing Evan & Alana in chemistry, as well as both your necks, I can say for a fact no Murphy child was a saint this weekend.
Warnings: centres around the idea of sex
I’m all for jokes between Murphy siblings. And the idea that their relationships comprise of healthy, loving sex.
Also this was a bit rushed but I wanted to get a fic out for you guys today, so I hope you enjoy it
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You sat up, ready to face the day, and looked over to your boyfriend who was gathering up his clothes. His haired was messed up in that gorgeous way and the hickeys that trailed down his chest and stomach where they dipped under the waistband of the underwear he was just tugging on reminding you of your weekend of bliss.
Your parents had been away for the weekend and both of your siblings had been out, so you and your boyfriend had used this rare occasion of an empty Murphy house to your advantage. You’d tried different things, different positions - some of them successful, some of them not so much - and you both felt well and truly satisfied.
“We’re going to be late” you warned as he started kissing you again, trying to re-live some of your intimate moments before you had to go to school.
“Well you’re the one who couldn’t get enough of this” he said wiggling his eyebrows and dancing with his shoulders, “all weekend. You want me. Bad” he said in a matter of fact way.
“True, but that,” you laughed motioning to his movements, “is not a turn on”.
“You wasn’t saying that last night. As I recall it was more like ‘Oh Jared, oh kiss me Jared, take me, hold me in your big strong arms’” he mocked in a high-pitched voice, laughing.
“I do not talk like that!” you said throwing a pillow at him before walking into your ensuite bathroom.
“Shit, I’m going to need a while to cover all of these” you breathed, looking at the hickeys that formed a beautiful, abstract canvas for Jared’s art from your neck down. From your room, you heard Jared suggest that you could just skip today and stay in bed. You considered it until he burst into the bathroom to show you a meme he’d found which really killed the mood.
You were the first one home after a rather uneventful day at school. You’d removed your makeup and the little patches, which showed you were claimed by Jared, were bared to the world, and you couldn’t be happier about it.
You were making a drink in the kitchen, dressed in one of Jared’s graphic tees and his flannel pyjama pants, when your brother walked in. You hadn’t seen him or your sister all weekend as you were engaged with a very busy schedule which comprised purely of your boyfriend. He noticed you with a smirk.
“Didn’t think you’d be back yet - thought you couldn’t get enough of Kleinman. All you two do is have sex. You know I can see your hickeys right?” He said pointing to your neck. At least he couldn’t see the ones which trailed down your breasts and stomach. And that one between your thighs. And the bruises to match. “It would be less obvious if you had written ‘I’ve had sex with Jared’ on your forehead” he laughed. You rolled your eyes, used to your brothers teasing.
“Its not like you’re any better. I could practically hear Evan whimpering from here” you mocked, knowing your brother’s activities this weekend hadn’t differed much from your own, even if you couldn’t see the physical evidence of it.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about” Connor spat back, his smile falling.
Zoe walked in, and placed her backpack and guitar case on the floor. “Whats going on?” She questioned, but neither of you answered her.
“Oh don’t lie to me. I saw him in Chemistry, his polo buttoned up all the way to the top, but unfortunately not quite covering those hickeys you’d left. I know what you two get up when you say you’re at the orchard - no one is that obsessed with trees” You smiled. Out of the corner of your eye you saw Zoe smirk as she poured herself a drink.
“Fuck off! At least I can walk without looking like I’ve spend the whole weekend getting laid - you’ve been walking funny all day” he shot back. Your mouth hung open. You might have been a bit sore down there (Jared was very well-endowed, ok) but you had definitely made sure to hide it. It must have been a lucky guess on your brother’s behalf.
Zoe laughed into her drink as Connor looked far too pleased with his joke.
“Excuse me, like you can talk, Alana looked worse than Evan. She was wearing a turtle neck in the middle of summer! And I walked in on her trying to conceal her neck in the bathroom - why would she be doing that if you’re little miss innocent?” You asked turning your attention to your sister whose cheeks were tinged with pink. “I’d take a look in the mirror before you try criticising me” you scold, the hickeys across your sister’s collarbone becoming visible as she moved.
“I’m surprised you can even talk that much considering how you’ve probably been choking on Jared’s dick this whole weekend” she blurted out.
“Why THE FUCK did you say that?” Connor shouted, horrified at the thought. You just stood there stunned, Zoe not normally the one to say something so brash.
“I mean he’s probably upstairs right now isn’t he?” Zoe teased.
“No” you snapped. “Maybe” you admitted with a whisper.
Your voices got louder as the three of you threw insults at one another, but not one of you heard the door open or your parents come walking in, back from their weekend break. Nor did you hear a half-naked Jared, intrigued by the shouting, walk down the stairs to unexpectedly meet your parents with more hickeys than either Cynthia or Larry had ever hoped to see.
“Oh hi Mr and Mrs Murphy, how was your trip?” Jared smiled, at the same time you screamed from the kitchen “We like to have sex, whats so bad about that?”
Conversation
Pairing: Jared Kleinman x reader
Words: 1019
Warnings: None?
Requested by anonymous: Hey hey hey I have a request, Jared x Reader where Jared keeps trying to talk to people to discuss some shit politics or something your choice, and reader is the only one willing to talk to him?
A/N: Jared’s a dweeb who plays video games until like 4 am and talks a lot and i love him ((kinda based off this kid who sits next to me on the bus he’s pretty cool besides the time he slapped me in the face & choked me for stealing his hat with full intentions of giving it back rip)) also I only included games I’ve played I was gonna include like,, Overwatch bc Jared would totally play it but idk much about it,,
As you rested your head on your hand listening to the teacher in front of you drone on and on, your mind began to wander. After a few short minutes, you had already tuned the teacher out, merely staring ahead.
“Who’s your favorite character in Walking Dead, dude?” You heard Jared Kleinman’s voice in a hushed whisper to the kid next to him.
They didn’t respond, simply rolling their eyes at the boy.
“Clementine’s my favorite, but I think that’s universal within everyone who plays it, since she’s the only character that’s been there since season one. You grow attached, y’know?”
“Shut up, Kleinman.” They hiss, trying to focus on the lesson.
He doesn’t.
You listen idly to the seemingly endless chatter of Jared Kleinman, until the bell rung and you rushed out of class. Just before you left, you heard the teacher announce there would be a new seating arrangement tomorrow.
Great.
You arrived to class the next day, bracing yourself for whoever you had to sit next to. As you entered the classroom, you silently hoped you’d be sat next to your friend. However, glancing at the projection screen where the seats were displayed, your face fell.
You had to sit next to Jared Kleinman.
“Of course.” You muttered, greeting your friend when they pushed open the classroom door.
“Hey, Y/N.” They glanced at the seating arrangement, then they looked back at you. “Good luck with Kleinman.” And with that, they took their seat across the room from you.
Once in your seat, you fished your supplies from your bag and waited for the bell to ring.
Jared walked in just as the bell rang, quickly finding his spot next to you.
“Hi.” He greeted immediately. “I’m Jared.”
“I know.” You responded quietly, writing the homework down in your planner.
“You do?” He was slightly taken aback.
“You’re not quiet.”
He let out a laugh, causing a few students to look your way. “Yeah, I talk a lot.”
You couldn’t help but laugh as well, not noticing how his cheeks were tinted pink when you did.
Finally, the teacher announced for the class to work silently until the bell rang. The kids however, took that chance to talk to their friends.
“So…” Jared’s voice pulled you out of your thoughts as you tried to concentrate on the worksheet.
As you looked up at him, you already knew what he was going to say.
“Do you like video games?”
There it is.
With a slight nod, you giggled at how his face immediately lit up.
“What’s your favorite?” He asked excitedly, a smile on his face.
“I’m not sure. I really enjoyed playing Oxenfree and Firewatch, and Resident Evil 7 was really good.” You whispered back, keeping an eye on the teacher so you wouldn’t get in trouble.
“Oh, yeah! But the ending in Firewatch was totally rushed.” He commented, not nearly as quiet as you.
“Oh yeah for sure. But the rest of the game was really good!” You couldn’t keep the smile on your face, surprising yourself with how much you enjoyed his presence.
“The art style is really pretty in that game, too.” He observed, a wide smile on his face as well.
“Yeah, I love the art style!” You forgot to whisper, getting a look from the teacher.
“Y/N and Jared, it’s silent work time for a reason.” The teacher scolded, glaring the two of you down.
You and Jared apologized, holding back laughter as you exchanged looks.
Afterwards, you quickly scrawled your phone number on a piece of paper before ripping it off the page and sliding it over to Jared.
(***-***-****)
We should hang out sometime, text me
Going back to your work, you didn’t catch Jared’s face reddening as he read over the paper, quickly shoving it into his pocket.
On your way home, your phone buzzed.
From: Unknown Number
Yo it’s Jared
With a smile, you added him to your contacts and sent a reply.
To: Jared Kleinman🎮
Yo !!
Shoving your phone in your pocket, you swiftly finished your walk home. When you did, your phone buzzed again.
From: Jared Kleinman🎮
Wanna come over or something? We could play video games and shit
To: Jared Kleinman🎮
Totally! I’ll need your address though, dude
From: Jared Kleinman🎮
[[Address]]
To: Jared Kleinman🎮
Cool, be there in 10
To: Jared Kleinman🎮
I’m bringing my laptop so we can play shit on the computer too
From: Jared Kleinman🎮
Nice see you in a bit
To: Jared Kleinman🎮
See ya, nerd
You grabbed your laptop, heading out the door. Jared lived a few blocks away from you, so you decided to walk.
With a few knocks on the door, he quickly opened it and brought you upstairs to his room.
“Welcome.” He smiled, shutting the door behind him. “What do you wanna play?”
Spotting Mario Kart on his shelf, you smirked. “I bet I could kick your ass in Mario Kart.”
“No fucking way, dude, you’re going down.” He ran over to the game, inserting it into the console.
“GOD DAMMIT.”
“It’s ok Jared, not everyone is good at video games.” You smirked, leaning back in your seat.
“Shut the fuck up. Rematch.”
You ended up spending the night, playing video games until the two of you passed out.

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full offense!!!!! i am Sick of jared being nothing more than a bathbomb-voring dick joke to u cretins the boy is a complex character with his own thoughts and feelings ok give him the emotional depth you give Literally Every Other Character please i am begging you
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I like Tree Bros but I love this one more huehue

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reasons why i’m like jared kleinman:
say that i’m really good with technology when in actuality i’m kinda meh
am always wearing layers
would probably wear brightly colored khaki shorts tbh
cope with my crippling depression through sarcasm and self-deprecating humor which only damages my entire psyche more and causes everything to worsen but i can’t stop because i’ve been semi-functioning like that for so long by now
bad eyesight
Evan: A text… from Jared?