Me sober: “New Rules” by Dua Lipa Me after one tequila shot: “Boys” by Charli XCX

jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written jane austen: everybody will love her jane austen: she is her mother’s favourite jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her jane austen: the heroine looks up to her jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart jane austen: and i will call her….. jane austen: jane :-)

2018 its gonna be jane austen levels of self love ONLY

i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me

me to my boss after i decline his seventh call in a row 2 hours into a shift i didn’t show up for

Palestinians are fucking hardcore and I will fight you on this.

An extra life sentence for not standing up? Is the Israeli constitution written in crayon?

20 mins into petsmart and chill

Bye