self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

im listening to some above ground normal shit youve probably heard of

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting