they used to call me the Tickler back in staying absolutely still school where we learned to stay absolutely still &silent and not .ove a muscle

dig how Portugal is looking at her

where else could you get this

(Dressed in a town guard uniform ringing a bell.) It's Four twenty, and all's well! *ding-ding-ding-ding*

back in my day we lost flappy bird

dyslexic scholars, disorganized archivists, high-contrast photographers, producers with inadequate equipment, shortsighted mystics, placid hallucinators, pedestrians in empty parking lots, compulsive scribes, those whose work is poisoning them, indecisive traitors, prison tattooers, bored waitresses, new world geologists, functional alcoholics in useless professions, filename poets, amateur degenerates, anyone whose pet is really weird, street sweepers, those whose holidays are celebrated ironically, paranoiacs who have been right one single miraculous time, patchy shavers, sloppy conspirators, honest teachers, failed influencers, those wearing too many layers on a warm day, unqualified translators, prisoners making good use of their time, mendacious cartographers, generous bartenders, and so on, and so forth

The clock is fucking ticking

hey man, could you turn that off? im scared of movie characters. yeah, like the ones that come on the screen & all that

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry