Doom Scrolls

The white cat was laying on the towel but I wanted to. So I bit her tail. Of course I acted completely surprised when she hissed and left.

Someone thought I'd make a nice backdrop to show off a cream ale. And people wonder why I'm the way I am.

Of course it's not a trap! Would I lie to you?

Once upon a time I was very smol. The humans called me Gnoblin, unaware that I am, in fact, Doom. I'm also the bringer of doom. I did bite someone right after this picture was taken, I'm sure of it.

I would never hurt you. Again. I mean, that bite wasn't even meant for you. I love you. Is that a Churu on your desk?

I was asked to be backdrop to some "art" one of my humans wanted to show off. I thought I was doing a good job but then they plonked this bucket of flowers next to me as if I wasn't enough.

Just me, chillin' like the villain I am, contemplating the destruction of, well, nevermind what I contemplate here. The less you know. It's like the opposite of that weird star meme my human shares way too much.

They've replaced this computer with one that I can't sit on which limits visibility. How am I supposed to manage what they're doing if I can't see it with ease? I haven't another perch from which I can loom menacingly as well as I did with this one. Yet.

This is my first official portrait some years ago. The humans have since redone the room since the carpeting was the same color as those yellow flowers. Honestly, this room is probably the beginning of my villain arc.