you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

Forgot what SpongeBob was and thought this was the new deltarune chapter

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

It woked

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

why is miranda dressed like lois

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

people aren't addicted to coffee because of the caffeine they're addicted to coffee because of the pooping

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe