Tokes for Jokes

Wtf

I'm straight up sober it's still hilarious

90s babies we’re getting old

i don’t want to talk about it

some fucking teenager called me “ma'am” today and I can’t stop thinking about it

Better than sir...as a lady I swear my angry bark scares teens and men alike into calling me sir

ONCE TOLD ME-

THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME!

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB

WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

So what’s wrong with takin the backstreets

You never know if you don’t go

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

HEY NOW

You’re an all star

Get your game on, go play

HEY NOW

YOU’RE A ROCKSTAR

GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder

yal i rlly wanna go back to light pink hair and keep it dat color, my mom says dont do it or my hair will fall out, i wanna do it, what should i do?

Check out what your natural tone would turn out like first you may not need to butsorry idk how to message...

yal i rlly wanna go back to light pink hair and keep it dat color, my mom says dont do it or my hair will fall out, i wanna do it, what should i do?

Over tone conditioner?

Check it out damn stuff is great but they do require bleached hair for lighter colors you can change it up and they sell sample sizes if you want several colors the website will show you expected colors overlaying natural hair and they can be mixed together for new colors

yal i rlly wanna go back to light pink hair and keep it dat color, my mom says dont do it or my hair will fall out, i wanna do it, what should i do?

Over tone conditioner?

I need straight women to realize that they are 100% just as straight as straight men are, and that their opinions on homosexuality–including what it means to be a lesbian–are just as meaningless and inappropriate as straight men’s opinions are.

Are you saying every straight opinion on homosexuality is meaningless?

Actually all straight opinions are meaningless :/

That is outrageous. So my friends 4 year olds opinion that my 4 year old might have a gf and could be a lesbian is invalid because she doesn't sexually identify as gay or bi? I thought it was a lovely moment of acceptance from a child but let me just let her know her acceptance isn't warranted or wanted

I think I would feel worst letting it go to waste.

Im Alyssa and this wasn't me but I've had this exchange with a roommate and this post creeped me cause we don't talk no way she posting this from 5 years ago...so im glad others are living similar experiences. Alyssa get back at me. Alyssa ^2 unstoppable.

Not trying to appropriate here but isn't this most high schoolers outside of about the 5 % of people who figured out how to look hot? Cause this spoke to me...

For once a bowzette that looks like the nintendo version... This I like.

If it's true... Who will ever know? Honestly she destroyed his family with less than a .00001 percent chance of verification. She's a hero in the same sense that Dracula was a hero in that movie with Orlando Bloom. She destroyed herself and a man and his family in a mislead attempt at justice. That was in fact months too late

are we just gonna ignore that there are 8 seasons of minecraft high school

They rake in the views because kids think its a minecraft video... Fuck this I hate the internet sometimes. This is how my 4 year old niece goes from Mario hint videos to "Big Boob Mario" basically the video will stream after another harmless video and without proper censorship this comes through.