stop it

if u ever meet someone who makes ur life flow easier and makes u laugh a lot keep them, that’s all u need

relationship status: i am mean

Chloe: *takes shot* “I need to cry tor a little bit”

This is happening again right now 😈

this is so real

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

come over and fITE ME!!!!1! dontyoudontevenme

you’re gonna regret that when I get off the plane on New Year’s and punch you in the face

My first new years kiss punch <3

My first new years kiss punch kill <3

How are we not everybody’s relationship goals?

Screw all the arty and loving “relationship goals” pictures they should just show our conversations instead

…….I believe this calls for some photoshop

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

come over and fITE ME!!!!1! dontyoudontevenme

you’re gonna regret that when I get off the plane on New Year’s and punch you in the face

My first new years kiss punch <3

My first new years kiss punch kill <3

How are we not everybody’s relationship goals?

Screw all the arty and loving “relationship goals” pictures they should just show our conversations instead

me in any argument: so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that i’m sexy?

*irresistible dontyoudontevenme

I SWEAR TO GOD

This is why you lava me ;)

I’m throwing my computer out the window bye

That’s okay, you still have your phone and luckily for you I’m irresistible on all devices ;*

Setting my phone on fire bye

But I’m your heARTS DESIRE!!

MY HELPMATE???

YOUR VERY BREAST FRIEND!!

MY ONE AND ONLY pain in the ass BOSOM BUD!!

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

come over and fITE ME!!!!1! dontyoudontevenme

you’re gonna regret that when I get off the plane on New Year’s and punch you in the face

My first new years kiss punch <3

My first new years kiss punch kill <3

me in any argument: so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that i’m sexy?

*irresistible dontyoudontevenme

I SWEAR TO GOD

This is why you lava me ;)

I’m throwing my computer out the window bye

That’s okay, you still have your phone and luckily for you I’m irresistible on all devices ;*

Setting my phone on fire bye

But I’m your heARTS DESIRE!!

MY HELPMATE???

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

come over and fITE ME!!!!1! dontyoudontevenme

you’re gonna regret that when I get off the plane on New Year’s and punch you in the face

me in any argument: so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that i’m sexy?

*irresistible dontyoudontevenme

I SWEAR TO GOD

This is why you lava me ;)

I’m throwing my computer out the window bye

That’s okay, you still have your phone and luckily for you I’m irresistible on all devices ;*

Setting my phone on fire bye

me in any argument: so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that i’m sexy?

*irresistible dontyoudontevenme

I SWEAR TO GOD

This is why you lava me ;)

I’m throwing my computer out the window bye

me in any argument: so we’re just gonna ignore the fact that i’m sexy?

*irresistible dontyoudontevenme

I SWEAR TO GOD