Big Brother First Impressions
Jozea: Either you’re gonna turn out to be iconic or you’re gonna flop hard. Please leave that crazy “alliance” you’re trying to start
Bronte: Keep the math puns rolling and hopefully become part of an all girls alliance
Paul: I honestly dislike you so hard, you’re gonna be one of the first to go. Plus you probably own a meninist shirt and I can’t handle that
Paulie: honestly low key one of my favs, you’re so sweet and hopefully I’ll like you a lot better than your brother
Tiffany: carrying on the tradition of the Rousso’s being my problematic favs
Bridgette: ABSOLUTE QUEEN I’d honestly be friends with her irl and I hope she makes it to finals, my fav rn
James: please keep pranking people, this house is gonna get too dark if ya don’t
Davonne: honey you need to find your zen if ya wanna stay in the game, go talk to bronte she’ll help ya find it
Nicole: I love ya but you need to actually get back in this game if ya wanna go anywhere
Victor: God I don’t really like you, ur kinda a fuckboy but I hope u and Natalie get together
Corey: well i thought u were stupid and that’s before I even found out about the homophobic tweets
Natalie: PLEASE START THE ALL GIRLS ALLIANCE also low key ship u w/ victor
Zakiyah: idk why everybody’s hating on u ur just doing your best and staying in ur lane and I like u for that
Glenn: I had sympathy for u being the only “old” guy out there but man ur a jerk like dude shut up about the castle puzzle thing we get it already btw ur just a pawn
Michelle: I thought I would like you… And then I heard your fat-phobic comments…
Frank: honestly I vaguely remember liking you and ur chill so I’m rooting for u
I’m honestly such a #catergory4 stan it’s not even funny at this point This summer is gonna be one problematic summer and I’m so thirsty for it rn
