don't scien-test me

as part of my reform package, i promise to turn all rich people into furries, so instead of spending all their money on superyachts they spend it on commissions, which have a significantly higher rate of economic recirculation and a significantly lower carbon pawpr

but theres gonna be a lot of inflation

you put that sentence back in your mouth

It’s a little late now.

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

Today in posts that have not aged well

Plague Rave Plague Rave Plague Rave!!!!

can you imagine someone handing you a burger and you being like “i can’t eat this i’m too fucking horny"

y’all working from home

SCREAM…..so what

We named the other planets in our solar system after gods but named our own planet “dirt”

gold star for that moment of self-awareness