Dying In LA

Emmaroberts: @brendonurie I’m gonna try it and see how it goes. I have issues with boundaries sooo it’ll be an adventure. For me, it’ll be like Oreos or some shit but same idea.

“I know but it’s still nice to hear. I know I didn’t have to try and keep up with you, but I feel more relaxed than I have in a long time. I didn’t plan on smoking this much, but one thing led to another and now..well here I am. You’re pretty…have I ever told you that before? Like how is that legal?

“Does this mean that I’m some kind of bad influence on you? I mean I always smoke this much I’m not gonna lie. Wow, are you okay? I think it’s going to your head, do you need to lay down?”

Emmaroberts: @brendonurie well damn. Maybe I need to implement that shit. No productivity after like 6pm.

Emmaroberts: @brendonurie I mean, same. But tonight I had to be productive so…fuck me, ya know?

“Awe you missed me? How sweet is that? Excuse you?! No, It’s just been so long since I’ve gotten high with you that I may of over done it. When I say I can’t get up is because I physically can’t. My ugh…legs aren’t working at the moment.”

“I did miss you, I’ve already told you that a million times. Look, I told you that you don’t have to keep up with me. Just because I smoke one moment doesn’t mean that you have to as well, we both know I smoke way too much weed. Your legs will work as soon as you stop smoking.”

Emmaroberts: @brendonurie color me fucking jealous.

“Hey, you’re the one who created this monster. You wanted your smoking buddy back, and you know this is how I get. It’s your own fault really. Can you? Because I seriously need them in my life like yesterday. Can you grab them for me? I really don’t think I have it in me to stand up right now. Not without help anyways.

“Well I mean, I did kinda miss the craziness and the way you freak me out with how much you move around. I will call her in the morning and ask her. You want me to grab the chips? You’re a lazy fuckin’ stoner.”

“Brendon, this might very well be the most amazing thing I’ve ever put in my mouth. Where did you get these? Because I could genuinely eat my weight in them. Hey, pass me that joint…do you have any chips? I would lovve some chips.”

@dontpanicitsbeebo​

“Addie, Addie, Addie. Breathe, calm down, you are driving me insane. You’re moving too much and asking way too many questions for me right now. One at a time. I don’t know my mother sent them to me I’ll have to ask her, two yes, you may have the joint and the chips are in the kitchen where they always are.”

Addie: Plus I had a lot on my mind when I left. Thanks, it's actually my favorite jacket, so I'd really love to have that back. How was your day by the way?

Addie: You'd think I would keep better track of that thing since I always seem to be cold. Do you mind holding onto it until I can stop by?

Addie: Hey, I didn't leave my jacket over at your place, did I?

That’s because there was no sorta about it. I was neglected and I’m so upset about it. I’m glad you’re doing better though. That’s literally all I wanted for you. Are you sure I shouldn’t be a fixture? I could be a new piece of furniture? Or some decorative piece? I mean the possibilities are endless.

Well, you’re no longer going to be neglected I promise you that. Oh just be my new lamp in the corner of my living room? What do I do? Just poke a boob to turn you on? Left one on, right one off, we’re all good here. I need to stop.

Or just calling me in general, right? I feel like we haven’t been much of friends lately, and I’d really like to fix that. I will become a permanent fixture in your house if I have to.

You’re not wrong. I feel like I’ve sorta neglected you the past few months and I know I shouldn’t have. I’m going to start making up for that I promise. You don’t need to become a permanent fixture in my house, but expect a lot more phone calls from me.