Emma Roberts

that actually seems like a really good deal. just let me know what I'm cooking beforehand. you can pick the meal.

I'll have to think about what to have you cook me this time. I'm leaning Italian but I was considering something French. But also, I thought maybe we can do like..something you can teach me.

i'm willing to stick around until that happens. whenever you want. just give me enough time so i can go grocery shopping.

Sweet, we're good then...at least for now. Hey look, if you're cooking for me I'm more than happy to go shopping and bring the stuff you need. Well, let me be honest - I'll have them delivered but whatever, I'll provide them.

you haven't pissed me off yet. if anything, the exact opposite.

Give it time, I'm sure I will eventually so I guess enjoy it while you can? In the mean time, feel free to make more food for me whenever because I'm absolutely a fan of that.

Emma

I feel like you're just being nice right now. I usually know what to say to piss people off.