Tiddy Me This, Batman...

@donthugmeimhungry i adore you

I adore you, dear.

I'm girls?

if you want

hm. yes, i want

@girl-detector got you a fresh one

terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her

MEOWTH IS PLAYED BY A TRANS WOMAN?? HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

i actually didnt know that part and okay. hold on. hold on a minute. thats actually one of the sweetest things ive ever heard thank you

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This walky pink shark is joyful and whimsical!

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

you know what? why aren’t there more gay cooking shows 

my last 2 american brain cells trying to figure out the celsius temperature of the oven

el muchacho monday