It's never about the pancakes.

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

personality test came back negative

Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.

runs away as fast as fuckign possible coughing and and hacking and wheezing and crying

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

the non-binary stray

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

Damn dude, are you a fitted sheet? Cuz you’re complicated as fuck and really hard to figure out, but I desperately need you on this fucking mattress.

she got that multimedia dick

call her MP3 the way she Must Penetrate m3

hey thats pretty good

Omg unmute this and watch the entire thing