Thnks fr th blggng

it’s officially spring which means porridge weather is over and hozier is finally done making his oatmeal and can now again release MUSIC 

the way i know avengers: infinity war is an unrealistic film is when thanos is strangling spider-man all spidey does is flail around, when clearly the best way that spidey could get thanos to knock it off would be to say something like “choke me daddy” and i bet that big purple bastard would haul ass away from spidey so fast

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

people who ignore friendly street cats who walk up to them are going to hell 

“a 24 year old shouldn’t fuck a 17 year old, regardless of whether it’s technically legal or not” should not be a controversial statement

Hey I wonder if OP is American? 🤔

All the people in the notes for these posts always arguing the semantics of pedophilia vs. ephebophilia, or age of consent laws etc… it’s really truly worrying to me that any of you think a grown 24 year old could have anything but ill or malicious intentions for any 17 year old with whom they choose to enter into a sexual relationship. GROWN PEOPLE HAVE NO BUSINESS SEEKING OR ACCEPTING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH TEENAGERS, THIS IS NOT A HARD CONCEPT TO GRASP. When I was 25, I went on exactly 2 dates with a 19 year old (universally considered “adult”). He sought me out, pursued me for several weeks, and made it very clear he was eager to have a sexual relationship with me - the ENTIRE time I felt that *I* was being gross. I !FELT! the weirdness of dating someone so much younger than me, the difference in our life experience levels/maturity levels - I SAW HIM AS A CHILD AND COULDNT BRING MYSELF TO SEE HIM AS AN EQUAL OR POTENTIAL SEXUAL PARTNER AND ENDED IT. Any time that I’ve had an 18/19yo hit on me, I’ve felt immediately the wrongness of letting myself see any of them as sexual prospects. The fact that so many of you cannot see the problem with a person in their 20s allowing themselves to sexualize someone who is so many VAST levels of development behind them (physiologically, socially, emotionally, experientially) is troubling and you all REALLY need to ask yourselves why youre fighting SO damn hard to defend such disgustingly damaging relationship dynamics and predatory tactics

black panther making more money domestically in four days than justice league did in its entire run is honestly so fucking funny

I want to remind everyone that this movie is where the “quit telling everyone I’m dead” “Sometimes I can still hear his voice” joke came from.

Look, there are some people you’re just always going to be a little bit in love with. Your high school sweet heart, your college sweet heart, prince zuko, the first significant other you live with. Just accept that it’s normal and move on.

@struggleagainstreality

@marsincharge

i want to get into a rich all-boys boarding school so i can wear my pajamas around everywhere and if any of the other students try to haze me i will just punch them because their frail silver-spoon bones will be no match for my middle-class fists