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About time, you losers.

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"Exactly." Shukaku smirked at his cute yet deadly host’s picture.

"Do you want me to kill you?"

"You're not my host, therefore your opinions dont matter. "

"Exactly." Shukaku smirked at his cute yet deadly host’s picture.

"Do you want me to kill you?"

"Exactly." Shukaku smirked at his cute yet deadly host's picture.

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  "Right here," Shukaku quickly passed over the tacks he had been holding in his hand. He was very proud of his little host for agreeing to his evil plan.

"Let’s do this," Gaara replied, taking the tacks with a devious smirk.

"Don’t forget the seats," Shukaku reminded, "Also, I think we should do Kankuro’s room afterwards," He added, cackling at the thought.

"No, his workshop. We put tacks in all his puppets," Gaara suggested with a chuckle. He could just imagine his brother reaction when he’d move the puppet and tacks pouring out from every joint.

"Genius," Shukaku admired his host, "Let's hurry before they return," He pulled Gaara away from the room as the young Kazekage continued throwing tacks on the way out.

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"Right here," Shukaku quickly passed over the tacks he had been holding in his hand. He was very proud of his little host for agreeing to his evil plan.

"Let’s do this," Gaara replied, taking the tacks with a devious smirk.

"Don't forget the seats," Shukaku reminded, "Also, I think we should do Kankuro's room afterwards," He added, cackling at the thought.

"Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying! Or are you too chicken to do it?" Shukaku eyed Gaara with a glint in his eye.

"Right here," Shukaku quickly passed over the tacks he had been holding in his hand. He was very proud of his little host for agreeing to his evil plan.

"Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying! Or are you too chicken to do it?" Shukaku eyed Gaara with a glint in his eye.

"You! You fed him drugs didn’t you! I told you not to let him inhale those fucking bubbles!"

"I had nothing to do with this. He’s been researching a slug’s anatomy purely to torture me."

"I thought my question was relatively reasonable… A slugs anatomy is very interesting, I’ll have to check out Saiken’s at the next bijuu/jinchuuriki meet. And maybe he might be able to give me an answer since you are obviously useless."

"The anatomy of another’s biju is none of your business, Gaara."

You’re telling me you were never curious about other bijuu’s anatomy?

I’m moving to another Jinchuuriki. Hey Bubbles, think you can handle me too with Saiken?

"I can barely handle Saiken on his own."

"Does this mean I can finally sleep?"

"No. You can keep Shukaku. I don’t think my body could sustain two biju."

"Brat, be grateful I like tolerate you, my previous hosts would have been dead by now!"