CRYBABY.

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

“i had to special order this thing!”

“you haven’t done anything with like boys? i mean, you would tell me, right?”

“if i were him, i’d never let you go.”

“that outfit? really?”

“apparently it works better if you’re pretty.”

“i’ve been crazy for you all this time.”

“you can’t limp home and i doubt you’ll find a cab this time of day.”

“i’m sorry i insulted your entire profession.”

“i’m dying my beard.”

“i need to ask you a favor. i need you to sleep with me.”

“i can’t believe i ever dated you!”

“please don’t call my mom.”

“is that all you care about? is if i have sex or not?”

{text}: i just didn’t wanna see _____ get his ass kicked.

“i can’t love him but i do.”

“he’s so jealous.”

“you have friends that i don’t know?”

“they’re sneaking around like teenagers.”

“i really wanna kiss you.”

“friendship isn’t that easy to turn into love.”

“wow, your sister’s hot.”

“what just happened, never happened. got it?”

“what did _____ say to you?”

“nobody’s worth your tears.”

“who drives a stupid, red vespa in the middle of winter?”

“they’re not weird, they’re french.”

“you are a beautiful girl. but you’re also a smart girl.”