vidya games

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

nearly every group combat MMO i've played has had an 'everybody stack together on the marked player' mechanic so it's really charming to me that despite this, in every group instance this mechanic appears, and no matter how clearly you try to delineate the marker with an icon of inwards pointing arrows and a pile of people or so on, when players get any sort of marker over their head, their first reflex is always I need to run away from the pack and die alone in a cave now for the safety of everyone

Thinking about pizza being canon in Eorzea and the WoL coming home from a major patch questline just to sit on the couch in the dark with their hair in curlers and stuffing their face with 4 slices of pizza while staring blankly at the holoscreen and the linkpearl rings unanswered in the background