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rumor has it s2 will drop next month so uh- lemmie see.

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/ popping on here in midst of this coronication. i miss my copilot, @criminl / @damnromeo tym.
Astrid + outfits
/ hi i miss writing this bitch.
• °☆ How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.
“They want to spend a little quality time with the Grinch.”
“It could be that his head wasn’t screwed on just right.”
“It’ll take them years to sort this out.”
“Oh, bleeding hearts of the world, UNITE!”
“Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you, you some kind of wild animal?!”
“You’ve been practicing your Christmas wrapping. Honey, I’m so proud of you.”
“You see? Even now the terror is welling up inside you!”
“Denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil.”
“(Name), I came to invite you… to be Holiday Cheermeister.”
“I know you hate Christmas, but what if it’s all just a misunderstanding?”
“I’m sorry, your session is over. Please make another appointment with the receptionist on the way out.”
“All right. I’ll swing by for a minute, allow them to envy me, grab a handful of popcorn shrimp and blow outta there.”
“I must stop this Christmas from coming, but how?”
“With this coat and this hat, I’ll look just like Saint Nick! Ho, ho, ho!”
“Just face the music, you’re a monster, (name).”
“Talk about a recluse. He only comes out once a year, and he never catches any flak for it!”
“Alright, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with the red nose and nobody likes you.”
“You hate Christmas, you’re gonna steal it!”
“Santa Claus, what are you doing with our tree?”
“(Name), what’s Christmas really about?”
“Don’t forget (name). I know he’s mean and hairy and smelly. His hands might be cold and clammy, but I think he’s actually kinda… sweet.”
“Nice kid. Bad judge of character.”
“What an embarrassment! I’ve been robbed!”
“Maybe Christmas…doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.”
“(Name), help me! I’m… feeling!”
“What’s happening to me? I’m all… toasty inside. And I’m leaking.”
“Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.”

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❀ The Mummy (1999) Sentence Starters
“Death is only the beginning.”
“He/She said he/she was looking for a good time.”
“Well personally, I think he/she’s filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. I don’t like him/her one bit.”
“I’m here to protect my investment, thank you very much.”
“The only thing that scares me, ________, are your manners.”
“Ah, still angry about the kiss?”
“Oh for heaven’s sake, it wasn’t that good of a kiss, anyway.”
“Well if it ain’t my little buddy, _______! I think I’ll kill you.”
“You always did have more balls than brains.”
“I say, bloody good show, chaps!”
“That’s called stealing, you know.”
“I know. You’re wondering… what is a place like me doing in a girl like this?”
“I’m going to kiss you, ________.”
“The Book of the Dead? Are you sure you wanna be playing around with this thing?”
“_______, I appreciate you saving my life and all but when I signed on, I agreed to take you out there and bring you back. End of job, end of story, contract terminated!”
“I lie to everybody, what makes you so special?”
“And you think this justifies the killing of innocent people?”
“Oh, your strength gives me strength.”
“It is better to be the right hand of the devil than be in his path.”
“Oh yeah, this just keeps getting better and better.”
“Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.”
“You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.”
“Patience is a virtue.”
do i contribute anything to the rpc? no. yet i’m still here
lucyboynton1: Photographs by david roemer for our cover of the penultimate print issue of marie claire uk ✨beyond chuffed to be on the cover of this magazine which I’ve been buying since I was a kid ✨thank you to this teeeam david von cannon nina park Jayne Pickering and Jane Mulkerrins
@crackedcomb sent: 🏠 -- accepting ! ‘ astrid’s home aesthetics; nyc edition ’

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a reminder of how wonderful a soul you are and how loved you are. your love for your character is immense and your portrayal is unique and so characteristic to you. never stop being amazing.
/ i’m not crying. you’re crying. listen, this is the nicest thing && appreciated in ways that you probably don’t even realize, friendly shades.
EXTRA SLOWNESS NOTICE: granted, i’m kinda always slow . . . i’ll be working in and outta overnights into an event @ work for the next couple weeks, so sorry for any disappearance that’s bound to happen asdfghjkl. also, it’s thanksgiv/ing week, fam -- hope everyone who’s celebrating has a groovy one. it’s officially hol/iday season, stay sane.
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𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡 , 𝑖 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑔 …
ᶜᴼᴿᴱʸ ᴬᴺᴰ ᴬᴶ ᴼᶠ ᴱᴹᴾᴵᴿᴱ ᴿᴱᶜᴼᴿᴰᔆ ᴬᔆ ᔆᵁᴺᴳ ᴮʸ ᴮᴼᴮᴮᴵ & ᴰᴿᴱᵂ
&. eleanor henstridge. / eleanormatilda·:
“Geezes! You would think the’d get the memo by now, no bloody pictures!”
❛ YOU’RE FREAKING ROYALTY. what’d you expect? ❜ taking a moment, perhaps a less heartless approach were necessary. ❛ what i mean is . . . since when do those scumbags listen to anyone ? -- i wouldn’t take it personally. ❜

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&. dan torrance. / dctorsleep:
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@donecoasting → astrid / accepting
❛ why did you scream like that ? ❜
❛ MAYBE BECAUSE . . . you startled me? ❜ quick on the defensive. it’d been a long night. marching off -directionless- it turned out, had its downsides. after nearly two years of bouncing around, one’d think she’d have learned that by now. then again, there were things she’d seen. seedy motels always left more to be desired. this one in particular giving her the creeps. ❛ anyways, seen a vending machine, or a bar, around? ❜
&. steve harrington. / 4puffs:
❝ what am i speaking spanish or something? jesus, ❞ also, rude. steve huffs, kicking at a lone bit of gravel as they walk. he’s been yammering on about nothing in particular for the past five minutes, so, yeah, maybe he can’t really blame her for tuning him out. still. girls usually loved to hear what he had to say. ❝ it’s nothing. not important. clearly, ❞ he makes a face, ❝ i was sayin’, everything she wants by wham! was way better than wake me up before you go go, but it doesn’t get enough radio time. ❞
IT’S THE LOOKS. it’s gotta be the looks that keep ‘em hooked. hell, his hair’s better groomed than her own. astrid, however, struggles with farce. eyerolls -- those’re unavoidable. it’s different expression she’s learned to hide, those strayed from the obvious, mundane -- as so deemed by she. ❛ do you even know one phrase in spanish? ❜ she quips, a small smirk is as much as she’ll give. conceding with a soft sigh, dipping her hands into the confines of her jacket’s pockets, ❛ more of a ‘heartbeat’ fan myself, but you’ve gotta dive into the album for that. everything she wants though . . . not projecting, are you? ❜