The Danger Zone

u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask

I wonder if Jesus’s friends ever called him “Jeez” or “Young Jeezy” or “J Naz.” Naz is short for Nazareth. J Nazty. Spread the word.

his friends or companions never called him jesus. Jesus was Jewish and in the hebrew language there is no “j”. just sayin’.

I guess you’re right. They probably didn’t call him J Nazty then. I’ll let everyone know.

The boy cries ya a sweater of tears

And ya kill him

what about the one where they throw acid in your face to stop you from going to school

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

I want a boyfriend *talks to a boy* Never mind I want chick fil a waffle fries

I think the entire Holy Grail film is the single greatest scene in cinematic history

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

any rich people looking to hire someone to stand next to them at all times & take the blame for their farts?

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up