*catchy title*

im….real? my existence has… impacts? i touch things and they move, i breath in and out and the air buzzes around me? the sun rests on my skin…. grass is crushed under my toes… people see me and have an idea of who i am… my name is on papers….? im sorry this is… this is too much….  

Stop demonizing goats. They’re fine not cursed not evil just big horned. They dont do much and they certainly are NOT summonable.

Sometimes I sit and wonder if tumblr is really worth it

No wait one of those memes but it’s “the difference 450 years can make” shared in a vampire community and it’s just almost the exact same photo twice

can’t believe he said this

splatoonification

i know this is an evolution as companies judge when guns become inapropriate to be thrown around as an emoji but it pops up two things to me 1- microsoft started with a buck rogers zap gun before decidng NOW to turn to regular guns before going back to nope totally not a real gun 2- google started with a fucking blunderbuss

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

I have no idea what to do with this information