Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

i pay attention to the smallest details ever and i try really hard to make everything perfect but it feels like everyone just thinks im shit or mediocre and i dnt want to be that i want to be like the best and its just not possible

no hay nostalgia peor que añorar lo que nunca jamás sucedió

I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

To be honest I needed to hear this

The bourgeoisie