Dominic Page

a car swerved to try and hit me while i was typing this ??

imagine i die and the cops pick up my phone and im halfway through making a post about lemonade

some of you would be a lot happier if you didn't use 4chan words

See the thing that trips me up with some Ralsei light world object theories is that if a crayon was a darker it'd be like a green creature with crayons for hands named Crayoolala who goes HEHEHEHE KRIS BOSS WHAT ARE WE COLORIN IN NEXT! And if Kris's knife was a darkner it'd be a knife with legs who goes WAHAHAHA I'M KNIFEY MURDERERR!!!!!!! KRIS REMEMBER ALL THE FUN TIMES WE HAD STABBING INTO THE EARTH TOGETHER???? WASN'T IT SUCH A FREEDOM REVOLVING BIG SHOT PENUMBRA PHANTASM??????? Neither of these things would be. A. White and pink goat. Who has knowledge of the predetermined universe

the way leftists talk about mothers and pregnancy is so blatantly misogynistic it blows my mind that so many of these people call themselves feminists. you sound like MEN!!

“you aren’t entitled to special accommodations just for being pregnant, you aren’t special just because you let someone cum in you! look what pregnancy and childbirth did to your body, it’s horrific! you’re so selfish! can’t you just stay inside with your kids instead of taking them out in public?” YOU ARE A MISOGYNIST!!

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[ID: Really good I heavily fw bro like I never imagined myself in a relationship with a dude it’s different but I fw it /End ID]

9 out of 10 times I see people on here celebrating a new "landmark piece of anti-AI legislation" the legislation in question is inevitably some variation of "we propose making IP laws more restrictive but presented through the language of opposing AI". But that one from germany about holding google liable for the words of its AI overview feature is legitimately good I think. If they actively choose to shove that thing in everyone's face as the first thing they're going to see when they make a google search then they shouldn't be able to dodge accountability for the information it provides with a little "gemini AI can be inaccurate, please remember to double-check information teeheehee" disclaimer.

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

@pangur-and-grim ?

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

You can lie when you name things

im admiring myself in the mirror and you go away for a second and by the time you come back ive placed a single potted narcissus flower on the ground and left the room and you break down crying thinking you were too late but ive actually just epic prank'd you

i still think about the fucking quesadilla terf