Dominic Page

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

yuri is the most important thing and everything else is secondary. don't forget this.

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

It’s time for YOU to listen to me.

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story