basically sirius was physcologicly/mentally and verbaly abused as a kid but now he’s 17 and lives with the potters. he’s in year 13 and feels kind of abandoned when james starts paying more attention to lily than him. queue in remus, lily’s bestfriend who drives around a beat up pick up truck, smokes too much weed, and has family issues of his own. it’s also a 90′s au

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Peter: Sirius, you told us about the car a million times. Can we please talk about how hungry and horny I am? I wish I had a lady made of pizza. Or a pizza made of boobs!

Remus: Yeah. Hungry: check. Horny: check. It's getting old, Peter. God, I feel like I'm Luke Skywalker, you know. 'Member when he was living on Tatooine, before R2 and 3PO showed up? Just workin' on Uncle Owen's water farm all day. Not even allowed to go in to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters. Boring.

James: Remus, enough with the muggle movie crap. Whenever you talk about that stuff, I frown. And when I frown, my skin wrinkles. And if I get wrinkles, my free ride is over and I like my free ride!

Sirius: Yeah. We get it. You're good-looking. Doesn't anybody have anything new to say?

James- the quite type that insists on turning on some obscure soft rock album and slowly nods their head along to the music. James, who is normally extremely loud and obnoxious, seems to only shut up while high.

Sirius- sometimes gets really giggle-y and sometimes really paranoid and there’s no in between. He also gets munchies and really tired.

Peter- giggles alot. He normally just does as James and Sirius does, but while high he gets up to his own thing. He liked to do weird things with his hands, like knit or play with candy wrappers, because he thinks it feels weird.

Sirius: And then I was like 'Oh shit! My mother's gonna kill me!'

Sirius: And then I was like 'Oh fuck, I look better in green than I do red'