Dollar Store Dracula, my beloved

In his keep

"My heart is completely in his keeping.

The world would be empty for me without him,

and I could no longer survive."

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Hello, and welcome to my quick guide about how breasts-do in relation to arm + shoulder movement feat. scantily clad Jaheira. Who asked for this, you may ask? My conscience, mostly.

“Perhaps you’d like to see my pets. They were ALL … rescues.” 

“And as always, gentlemen, our profits will be … donated.” 

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

Mai: have you considered being a sex worker.

Azula: not funny Mai. I'm not being some cheap whore.

Mai: you probably wouldn't be cheap.

Azula(sighs): thanks Mai...I can't believe you are the only friend I have left.

Mai(drops gold coin on the table)