Walking Travesty

But did you really forgive them if you aren’t willing to let them back into your life

#to anyone wondering why react this way?#odds are they drugged more than one person#and this way no woman needs to feel singled out as a potential victim#sends the message that people who do that aren't welcome there and they're actively ruining the night for others#and gives anyone who might have been drugged a place to go to get help (via @wingedkiare​)

Bro they had me in the 1st and 3rd quarter

ngl i went through the first three trying to figure out which one was the wax one and it’s the exact last one i even considered

you guys are like i love milfs yes yum milf milf milf but you don’t like children and you can’t wake up before 10am and you don’t know how to drive automatic and you’ve never gone grocery shopping alone and you’re scared to order your hot chocolate at star bucks so how do you expect to help take care of deborah’s preschool kids in between rounds of that cougar pussy

unstoppable force (me hating when i have unread messages) vs immovable object (not having the energy to text back and carry a conversation)

love how wikipedia’s “List of unsolved deaths” starts at 11,000 BCE. like, I don’t think we’ll be cracking that cold case anytime soon.

i am once again asking liberals to extend the criticism they had of trump to the united states as a whole

Just a reminder that Frederick Banting, discoverer of the process to synthesise insulin, sold the patent for $1 because it was so important to him that it be widely available and easily mass produced. Yes, you should be angry.